Anonymous asked:
Daddy im so horny . PLease help me
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get-you-wet answered:
bitch im tryna survive a category 5 hurricane
This might legitimately be one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen on this site
Jaune/Yang Ship Aesthetic
-Yang being able to get anything she wants from Jaune just by curving her lips (smiling or pouting).
-Jaune spending 800% of the time w/ his face buried in Yangs hair when they spoon, bc awwww yissssss.
-The two of them having entire conversations speaking in puns.
-Jaune getting into actual fights with people who call Yang a bimbo.
-Jaune’s lap becoming Yang’s favorite place to sit.
-Tired but passionate blondes getting intimate after a long training match - gently kissing each other’s bruises, adoringly brushing away sweatdrops, pressing together eagerly, and etc.
-Yang spending an entire day winding Jaune up during classes (with sublte gestures and looks), then reaping the results in a vacant dorm room.
-Yang getting expressively giddy everytime her dopey boyfriend does one of his big romantic gestures, bc cliche or not she knows he’s being genuine.
-Jaune trying to do a big birthday surprise for Yang one year, but nothing goes as planned and she finds out early. Then just when he starts to think the whole thing was ruined, his bombastic babe gives him the deepest kiss of their relationship yet, smiling all the while with happy tears in her eyes.
-Future Jaune/Yang, where they’ve had their first child and have a legitimate discussion on whose hair the baby has.
-Jaune seeing Yang in her workout gear for the first time after their relationship got sexual, and immedietly giving her a very special kind of workout.
-Date nights being spent sharing one beanie bag as they eat snacks, watch movies, and play games late into the night.
-Volume 4 AU where Jaune stays with Yang while she recovers, sacrificing the oppertunity to find answers and avenge Pyrrha so he be there for someone who was just as important to him (if not more so) than his late partner.
-Same AU where protective papa Taiyang, finally (but reluctantly) lets Jaune start staying the night in house, provided that Yang sleeps in her bedroom while Jaune sleeps in the guest room. Yang sneaks into the guest room at night obvi.
-Same AU again where Yang, feeling that she’s becoming a burden on Jaune, tries as hard she can to make him leave her - going so far to say she never loved him and was just dating him for her own benifit, but breaks down in the middle of doing so because those words are just to hard to say, even as a lie. They then spend the rest of that day in each others arms, giving each other trembling, reverant kisses.
-Silly, energetic blondes just being happy together.
Jaune/Blake Ship Aesthetic
-Blake being a moody kitty like always, only to be much less of one when Jaune walks into the room.
-Blake rapping her fingers, tapping her foot, or etc, whenever it looks like another girl might be flirting with her favorite knight.
-Jaune bashfully telling Blake that he always thought her cat ears were really cute, while said Blake does the absolute worst job of pretending that hearing him say that didn’t make her heart skip.
-Sundays afternoons being spent cuddling, napping, and being happily lazy together.
-Jaune secretly reading Ninjas of Love to understand Blake’s romantic and sexual prefrences better.
-Break periods where Blake reads one of her books under the shade of a tree, while Jaune lays down with his head in her lap.
Blake shivering in delight under the touch of Jaune’s gentle and adoring fingers, particularly against her bare skin.
-Blake referring to Jaune as “her goof.”
-Jaune and Sun having a semi-rivalry type of relationship over Blake, who is secretly quite pleased about the fact.
-Voume 4 Blake and Jaune, both showing signs of seperation anxeity.
-Jaune telling Blake all of his dumb jokes in an earnest and genuine attempt to make her smile.
-Jaune telling Blake all of his dumb jokes in an earnest and genuine attempt to make her smile.
-Jaune being respectful of Blake’s silence on parts of her past, not prying into things, and accepting that she’ll tell him about them when and if she feels like it.
-Jaune kissing the top of Blake’s head whenever she’s feeling down or uncertain, and telling her he’ll always be there to help her if she needs him and Blake kissing his cheek in response.
-Blake being able to calm Jaune with a simple touch and vice versa.
-Blake nipping at Jaune’s neck being a telltale sign that she wants to intimate with him.
-Jaune becoming increasingly more impassioned about faunus rights by osmosis.
-Blake maybe snapping at Weiss one day for how she would talk about Jaune sometimes.
Anonymous asked:
Jaune describe RWBYNPR's butts to us
jaunes-erotic-world answered:
“Ok I guess,” Jaune said.
- Ruby: Pert and Perky
- Weiss: Soft with Sway
- Blake: The Perfection of the Bellabooty
- Yang: Bouncy and Curvy
- Nora: Beacon’s biggest bubble butt
- Pyrrha: Round and and Spankable
- Rin: Great Shape and Spring
